I worked as a researcher at The Colbert Report on Comedy Central. I also made some writing contributions.
I worked as a researcher at The Colbert Report on Comedy Central. I also made some writing contributions.
Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: World hunger is over because I just ate.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) November 19, 2014Happy First Annual Tequila Day! I assume it's the first because I can't remember it happening last year for some reason.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) July 25, 2014Talk about government overreach. I can't believe we have a whole department helping veterans have affairs.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) May 23, 2014College athletes want to get paid? Who do they think they are, the coach/staff/concessions guy/janitor?
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) April 2, 2014Mt. Dew is testing a Doritos flavor. Said the head flavor scientist: "I am become crunch, the destroyer of worlds."
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) November 11, 2014To be clear: I’m not racist. Some of my favorite history months are black.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) February 28, 2014Who do I love more: my gun or my dog? One goes crazy when the mailman comes, although the dog can be annoying too.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) October 29, 2014I never use gendered pronouns because I only ever talk about myself.
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) February 19, 2014